Oh dads. We love them so very much, and on one day of the year we celebrate them for everything they are. We love that dads love to laugh at themselves, and for this reason the fact that #DadJokes is an actual trending hashtag makes sense. Dads love a good lame joke, so here are some of my favorites. Disclaimer: my adorable husband did not, in fact, tell any of these jokes but he sure looks good in my finds from Mark’s shared here. Still shopping for the dad(s) in your life? Check out the links for further info on these finds and more.
DH3 Melange Graphic T-Shirt ($21.99) and Ripzone Hybrid Shorts ($49.99)
1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!
2. Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.
Denver Hayes Short-Sleeve Rugby Stripe driWear Polo ($44.99)
3. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
4. What do you call Jay-Z when he’s sleeping?
Jay Zzzzzzzzzzz.
DH3 Melange Graphic T-Shirt ($21.99)
5. I hate oyings.
(What’s an oying?)
This joke.
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Dad jokes are the best. Mine sends me email funnies that he acquires from his wide network of seniors.
Dad jokes are totally the best.
Haha… so cheesy.
Some of the Dad jokes are kind of cute.
Dad jokes are so not funny. That’s why they’re funny. lol
these are great for a chuckle!!
Even if silly everyone in the family may groan but secretly they enjoy them.
Thank you for the chuckle; cute jokes.
These jokes are super cute. Although I admit to not understanding the first one. Brain fart?
It’s a play on words ‘matey’ and ‘eighty’
Dad jokes aren’t the best but they do get a chuckle out of me. 🙂
Those jokes are cute!
Dad jokes are the best! My dad sure knew how to tell them!
DAD JOKES ARE THE BEST, SAME WITH MY HUBBY WHEN HE TELLS JOKES TO OUR SON ITS PRICELESS, ME I CAN’T DELIVER A GOOD PUNCH LINE. HAHA
I’ll have to share a couple of those with my dad . LOL
My dad was the best (worst) when it came to corny jokes. We had the same kooky sense of humour.
Dad jokes are definitely the best 🙂