These Are the Things I Think About While Laying in Bed at Night

1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

4. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

5. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

6. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

7. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

8. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

9. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite (or Molson Canadian, heh.) than Kay.

10. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

11. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

12. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

13. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

14. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

(I can’t take credit for all of this, some were sent in an email from my sister and I edited and added a few!)