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He Dads So Hard – Dad Jokes With Style

Oh dads. We love them so very much, and on one day of the year we celebrate them for everything they are. We love that dads love to laugh at themselves, and for this reason the fact that #DadJokes is an actual trending hashtag makes sense. Dads love a good lame joke, so here are some of my favorites. Disclaimer: my adorable husband did not, in fact, tell any of these jokes but he sure looks good in my finds from Mark’s shared here. Still shopping for the dad(s) in your life? Check out the links for further info on these finds and more.

DH3 Melange Graphic T-Shirt ($21.99) and Ripzone Hybrid Shorts ($49.99)

1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

2. Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.

Denver Hayes Short-Sleeve Rugby Stripe driWear Polo ($44.99)

3. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.

4. What do you call Jay-Z when he’s sleeping?
Jay Zzzzzzzzzzz.

DH3 Melange Graphic T-Shirt ($21.99)

5. I hate oyings.
(What’s an oying?)
This joke.

Need more great clothing ideas for dad? Shop the Father’s Day Gift Guide at Mark’s for tons of inspiration!

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