Oh dads. We love them so very much, and on one day of the year we celebrate them for everything they are. We love that dads love to laugh at themselves, and for this reason the fact that #DadJokes is an actual trending hashtag makes sense. Dads love a good lame joke, so here are some of my favorites. Disclaimer: my adorable husband did not, in fact, tell any of these jokes but he sure looks good in my finds from Mark’s shared here. Still shopping for the dad(s) in your life? Check out the links for further info on these finds and more.
1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
2. Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.
3. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
4. What do you call Jay-Z when he’s sleeping?
DH3 Melange Graphic T-Shirt ($21.99)
5. I hate oyings.
(What’s an oying?)
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